This beautiful lady known as Empress who doubles as the president of all the ashaw0s in Delta has come out openly to condemn Delta State government’s moves to ban ashaw0 in the state. She said this is the only work they use to make endsmeet, feed their families and keep themselves busy as they’re no jobs in the country and won’t really be nice if government close it up. She also thre@tened that if the governor Mr Sheriff decides not to hear her plea and go ahead to ban the oldest business in the history of Nigeria, that all the ashaw0s in Delta state will pack their bags and leave the state for him. She even said instead of police to be bursting ashaw0 quarters that they should invade all HK quarters and channel their anger on yahoo boys instead of ashaw0. She also frowned at the new policy enacted by the government which says ladies in the state should start wearing bra and stop wearing bumshorts around, the lady has said if they don’t dress like that how will they see money to take care of themselves.

I’ll advice the government to look into this lady’s prayers and consider her because ashaw0 live matters too, they help the society in one way or the other. Mr Governor please reconsider, I’ll also love to use this opportunity to ask all the ashaw0s in Asaba, Warri, and other part of Delta to go meet the governor and explain themselves maybe he’ll pity them.

Credit: Mazi Jude Pondi